I’ve just promised myself retirement from professional pharmacy. Never again will I have to:
dispense another prescription,
put up with being chastised by patients after asking them to sign their prescriptions since they are exempt from payment (after being scolded for asking them to pay),
give advice (pharmaceutical of course),
face another methadone addict (though most are quite pleasant),
accept the ’small’ basket of toiletries with that prescription (arrraggh!!),
accept untrained (or un-trainable) support staff,
tolerate department managers who are just interested in the bottom line (nothing wrong with that in principle, though a bit of context, and knowledge, never hurt anyone),
be looked upon (with envy) by managers who think I get paid way too much for what I do (I deserve it),
listen to patients who rant on about the substandard UK NHS system when in reality all healthcare professionals provide a fantastic service for free (it’s a great privilege to get free healthcare),
look on with disgust at parents who refuse to purchase ‘Calpol’ for their sick child but rather wait for a GP appointment to get a free prescription,
dispense (free) prescription after (free) prescription for amoxicillin (probably now ineffective due to the development of resistance). The public refuse to accept antibiotics are ineffective againts the common cold,
deal with sneezing customers in the summer (hay fever) and snivelling customers in the winter (cold and flu) (why are the British public so fragile and predictable).
The four-week countdown begins.